About Me

STRIVING TO BE THE BEST CURMUDGEON I CAN BE.

My Experience

I was originally trained as a chemist at a liberal arts college. I never fully recovered. After earning my doctorate, I changed careers, adopting a profession that is second only to tax law in Byzantine complexity and mind-numbing tedium - intellectual property law. I have a wife, two kids, three cats, a dog, and bad knees. I like to write, and thrive on external validation.